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East Yorkshire Girl
03:43
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You can keep your California
You can keep your sun kissed skin
She's a pale pool in the moonlight
and I feel myself sinking in
A smile she wears often
with her red hair up or down
you might see her early morning
feeding her chickens in her short dressing gown
You're a man of distinction, yes, and you have
stepped around this world.
You haven't been anywhere till you've been in love
with an East Yorkshire girl
She's got a swing in her hips
when she walks or when she runs
softly spoken you won't hear her swear
but she says fuck when she comes
roughed up by her ex-boyfriends
in the toilets of the local pub
and he tells you that there's whiskey
when she's finally had enough
You're a man of distinction, yes, and you have
stepped around this world.
You haven't been anywhere till you've been in love
with an East Yorkshire girl
She doesn't need no help with her DIY
She loves the bargain shop
You can take her to the theatre
or for a snog at the bus stop
She's been a heart breaker
but she's got a tender part
you might see her wearing wellington boots
walking a chocolate Labrador across the park
You're a man of distinction, yes, and you have
stepped around this world.
You haven't been anywhere till you've been in love
with an East Yorkshire girl
Her slender arms around your neck
and her green eyes wide
Her breath hot on your face
you ain't getting out of here alive
You're a man of distinction, yes, and you have
stepped around this world.
You haven't been anywhere till you've been in love
with an East Yorkshire girl
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2. |
Two Girls
02:38
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I've got two girls and I can't choose
One of them is pretty, the other one is true
Two roads to follow, two paths to find
girls are like buses, they come along at the same time
My mother says it's wrong
the boys pretend it's cool
my father looked at me like that's what he would do
I think about one in the morning,
the other one at night,
need at make a decision
and choose the one that is right
One of them kisses well, the other one is smart
One looks after my stomach, the other one my heart
She's unpredictable, you don't know what to expect
The other one sends me semi colons in every other text
My mother says it's wrong
my brother thinks it's cool
my granddad says love, well it never runs true
I think about one in the morning,
the other one at night,
need at make a decision
and choose the one that is right
I've got two girls that I can't face
I arrange to meet them both at the same time and place
underneath the clock tower in the centre of town
two girls are waiting for me and I'm not around
Myself I know it's wrong
the boys pretend it's cool
my grandma says that's what she would do
throw my phone into the river
slip on some shady tunes
I'm heading to the bar
to drink away these blues... and I won't choose
I had two girls and I could not choose
one of them was pretty, the other one was too
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3. |
Fit
02:31
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Took her out just to see
If I liked her and if she liked me
She was fine, she was toned
Curves in the right places, loved running races
I said I was fast, said I was strong
She told me she was a runner and I should tag along
She was fit, she was fast
And I’m not sure if I can handle coming in last
So next day I turned up,
Sky a grey ooze, I was wearing my polish running shoes
Trackers on
Not running yet, my heart’s a pounding hard, my back’s a full of sweat
She kissed… me soft
Just do the best you can, meaning I’m going to win and you know I am
Running down… that track
Feel my chest heave, watch her arse in front of me.
Feeling rough, can’t keep this up
She shoots me a smile, we haven’t even done half a mile.
2k in and it’s getting tough
I know I’m gonna lose, curse those polish running shoes
She’s so fit, I might just drop
Gotta hold it together, I just can’t stop
Up the hill, see the end
Gotta see this through, feel like I’m about to spew
When it’s done, I feel sore
She puts her arms round me says lets run some more.
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4. |
The game of all fours
02:24
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As I was walking one fair summer morning,
To hear the birds sing and the nightingales play,
It was there that I met a slightly plump lassie,
As I was a walking along the highway.
Oh where are you going my fair pretty lady,
Where are you going so early this morn,
She answered, kind sir to visit my neighbours,
I'm going down to Lincoln the place I was born.
We hadn't been walking a few miles together,
Before this young damsel began to show free,
She sat herself down saying sit down beside me,
The game we shall play will be one, two and three.
I pulled off me boots and I yanked down me britches
and out popped my old fella so handsome and fine
I said are you shocked, she said yes I am lad
Yours is quite big but not as big as mine.
She started to fumble and started to rustle
and I felt me colour a turning all green
From under her dress she pulled out a chopper
the biggest fat penis that I’d ever seen.
Then I was running fast through the forest
me young legs a pounding to get me ahead
following behind the lassie I’d been with
swinging her chopper between her fat legs
There’s a rule to this story, that’s not hard for looking
If you’re a young fella you must be alert
You cannot assume a lass is a lassie
Until you get under the cloth of her skirt
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5. |
Single father
02:44
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I didn’t drink much or stay out late at night
tried to pay the bills on time and bring the kids up right
Looking back I I wish I’d been, bad a little more
But thank God she left them kids when she walked out the door
I’m a single father, times are hard
checking out the single moms in the school yard
the teacher, she talks to me so fine
the boys drop by and say 'how you getting?' and I tell em
We're doing fine.
The house is clean enough, well clean enough for us
the homework's done the clothes are clean
with no fighting and no fuss
and you can have a sugar free cola
anytime you like
you can wake me up in the morning or anytime at night
I’m a single father, you've got odd sock
but you've got a lot of gamer points on your xbox
peace and tranquility is what we find
the boys drop by and say 'how you getting?' and I tell em
We're doing fine.
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6. |
Stone
03:25
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They brought him out
and laid him bare
I look at the exit
and wished that I wasn't there
The snow turned to rain
and the the mourners moved
left me standing there
looking at my well polished shoes
He was stone
he did not move
and he helped me anytime that I needed him to
He was cold
mountain strong
and I feel him standing next to me though his shadow is long gone
he was my home
made of stone
In the bar
the old men did tell
of the things he loved
and the places he knew so well
i stood there and
drank a few
told those stories
like he used to
He was stone
he did not break
though the wind and the rain were sometime too much for him to take
He was broad
His anger slow
and it was him that I would turn to when this world laid me low
He was my home
made of stone
and back home in their bed
my two kids tucked up tight
their two eyes twinkling
like the stars so bright
i will be stone
and I will try
to stand beside you if those dark days come by
I cannot promise
to pass this test
but I will bloody by knuckles
and I will make it my best
to be your home
made of stone.
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7. |
The best thing
03:20
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A cold November morning
we meet up late
at the cafe on the corner
you always said you hate
You're looking a little weary
your eyes a little worn
and you've got your collars up
to keep your ears warm
you know the,
best thing you ever did
was get rid of me
I see you up in town
you've got places to be
got a smile on your face
you've got people to see
so the best thing you did
was that day when you got
rid of me
I pull the chair out
but you don't look up
staring down at the spoon
in your coffee cup
you aint saying much
all I get's a smile
what's going on inside
that pretty little mind
you know the,
best thing you ever did
was get rid of me
I see you up in town
you've got places to be
got a smile on your face
you've got people to see
so the best thing you did
was that day when you got
rid of me
and you don't have to sing along
and you won't find yourself here
in another one of these here
love songs
Now you open up
you say you're off track
you put your little hand on mine
and say I want you back
you know the,
best thing you ever did
was get rid of me
You might see me up town
I've got places to be
I've got a smile on my face
I've got people to see
so the best thing you did
was that day when you got
rid of me
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8. |
Queen of this town
03:09
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She’s lightly tanned, the smile is sweet
the skirts aren’t long or short but there’s always something to see
walks her dog, up and down our streets
she’s shines that smile on anyone that she meets
born and raised, in these streets and fields
those feet are happy in either wellys or high heels
She wear her bike helmet, tilted back
She might do a turn or two but you won't find out about that
She’s the queen of this town
if you don’t know her yet you have definitely seen her around
on her horse, past the bus stop
down the old pub or in the aisle of the corner shop
queen of this town
men who loved her, or once held her hand
curse the day they broke up wishing they were still her man
the things they might do if they were together
the kind of man they would be if they were with her
She’s the queen of this town
and if you order pizza, you don’t have to wait around
first class service in every place
and everybody wants to see that smile across her face
Queen of this town
so what is she doing, letting me hang around?
She’s the queen of this town
used to be a princess but she’s getting on a bit now
She’s the queen of this town
Shakes her body on the dance floor if she has to get down
She’s the queen of this town
Looks pretty good in lycra when she’s jogging up and down
She’s the queen of this town
so what is she doing, letting me hand around?
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9. |
Choose him...
03:19
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Dressed in my finest, the best man at the wedding reception
I was drinking and watch the reflection
of the sunshine
as it picked out all the blonde bits in your hair
Well you were pretty in a sea of ugly faces
you smiled sweetly
and laughed in the right places
I felt my heart drop
when I saw him appear at your side.
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10. |
Single girl/ single boy
02:48
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Single girl, out on the run
waiting for the perfect man to come along
Many suitors line up at her door
too old , too fat , too rich, too nice, too poor
Starting to worry but she will not say
maybe she’s already met the one and he somehow wriggled away
He takes her out for expensive meals, she wears high heels
she’s the real deal no matter how she feels
A one night stand for this deal to seal
and warts and all flabby stomachs are revealed
The next day she calls him up she’s got cold feet
She’s says they’ll be friends but that’s all she’ll be
as those butterflies in her stomach she doesn’t feel
then it’s back to the drawing board to play the field
Single man, getting on
looking for any sort of woman to come along
On those dating sites that he’s scrolling through
she’s fat, she’s mean, she’s old, yes she’ll do
Starting to worry, but he’ll still try
What is the flow of ladies has finally run dry
he takes her out for an expensive meal
she looks the real deal, he likes her high heels.
Flash the cash and she’s quite easy to please
he takes he home, gets her between those sheets
The next day she calls him up, love she does not feel
A fact he does not conceal
and not that the truth has been revealed
it's back to that dating website to see what he can see
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11. |
Drink yourself sober
03:26
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It happened so fast he could hardly say
she packed her bags and she was gone the same day
She left a fifty pound heating bill
and her Gary Barlow coffee cup on kitchen on the window sill
so he can
drink himself sober
wash it all away
drink himself sober
there are no more games left to play
It took a while for him to work out what to do
he had to face the truth although he really didn’t want to
another man inside his home
and all he's got is these pictures of his kids on his mobile phone
So he can
drink himself sober
wash it all away
drink himself sober
there no more games left to play
And I know that worse things have happened
war, famine and poverty
but the sound of my heart breaking
feels real enough to me
drink myself sober
wash it all away
drink myself sober
there's nothing left nothing to say...
drink myself sober
put that drink home
drink myself sober
step out on that road alone
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Chris Speck Hull, UK
English folk and country singer and writer.
All the music here is original apart
from 'The Game of All Fours' which was adapted from a traditional English folk song.
I like chips, mushy peas, warm beer, a red headed girl and my kids. Not in that order of course and some I like more than others.
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