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The game of all fours

from still looking up by Chris Speck

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A traditional English folk song, updated.

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As I was walking one fair summer morning,
To hear the birds sing and the nightingales play,
It was there that I met a slightly plump lassie,
As I was a walking along the highway.

Oh where are you going my fair pretty lady,
Where are you going so early this morn,
She answered, kind sir to visit my neighbours,
I'm going down to Lincoln the place I was born.

We hadn't been walking a few miles together,
Before this young damsel began to show free,
She sat herself down saying sit down beside me,
The game we shall play will be one, two and three.

I pulled off me boots and I yanked down me britches
and out popped my old fella so handsome and fine
I said are you shocked, she said yes I am lad
Yours is quite big but not as big as mine.

She started to fumble and started to rustle
and I felt me colour a turning all green
From under her dress she pulled out a chopper
the biggest fat penis that I’d ever seen.

Then I was running fast through the forest
me young legs a pounding to get me ahead
following behind the lassie I’d been with
swinging her chopper between her fat legs

There’s a rule to this story, that’s not hard for looking
If you’re a young fella you must be alert
You cannot assume a lass is a lassie
Until you get under the cloth of her skirt

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from still looking up, released July 16, 2013
Traditional, Chris Speck

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Chris Speck Hull, UK

English folk and country singer and writer.

All the music here is original apart from 'The Game of All Fours' which was adapted from a traditional English folk song.

I like chips, mushy peas, warm beer, a red headed girl and my kids. Not in that order of course and some I like more than others. ... more

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